It's Not LeBron's Fault that He Traveled
December 05, 2019
The Best Bet Boys
As many of you know by now LeBron had an embarrassing incident last night. While "dribbling" the ball past half-court he inadvertently carried the ball and took several steps, before continuing to dribble, acting as though nothing had happened. The refs saw this happen but did not call King James for the traveling violation. LeBron haters are going mad over this and saying things that are very damaging to his character... C'MON PEOPLE THE MAN HAS CHILDREN!!!
I would like to point out that this was a traveling violation that should have been called, but that is no fault of LeBron, that is completely on those officiating the match. I, however, have hypothesized the reason for James' blatant lapse in judgment and I want to preface this by speaking directly to you LeBron (I know your reading this), we are all very concerned and we just want you to get the help that you need.
For those of you that are unfamiliar with what I am talking about, BronBron has a serious addiction to wine. Red, white, rosé, sparkling, full-bodied, light-bodied... It doesn't matter the man can't help himself once he gets even the slightest whiff, he must indulge. Just the simple thought of wine makes him go bonkers. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that Bronny has a serious problem and it is affecting those around him. It has been reported that The King forces his children to partake in the libation, the whole family is known to drink so much you would think they were applying for Irish citizenship.
So the clear and sad reality is that the traveling violation was not his fault, it appears The Akron Hammer was going through a brutal detox after probably not having a drink for close to 20-30 minutes. The effects of withdrawal cause LeBron to suffer from cold-sweats, loss of motor skills, and the inability to think clearly. There is only one other possibility, that LeBron did this intentionally, crying out for help. If that's the case I feel it is our duty to help draw more attention to his oh-so dangerous vice.
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👑Last night was mad real, fresh out of Advil- Jesus grab the wheel👑Sheesh!!! You had to be there to truly Understand. Even though I wish you were there so u could. #VinoChronicles🍷 P.S. don't talk to me about wine like u know it if you really don't know what you're talking about. Seriously! Thank you! 😉👍🏾🤣🤷🏾♂️