Why is Nobody Talking About Tom Brady's Hair?

The Patriots just suffered a home loss to the Kansas City Chiefs yesterday and the big story has been the blown calls by the refs.  This is great because the Patriots finally got treated the same way as every team to play them in the last 20 years.  The only difference is when the referees screw over a team like the Patriots we all have to hear about it from the media, but when a team like the Lions gets screwed over everyone just says "yeah but they were going to lose anyway, so it doesn't really matter".

I feel as though the media is missing the real story here though... What is going on with Tom Brady's hair?  Just take a second to look at the picture below.  

Tom Brady Hair Comparison

His hair is noticeably darker in 2019 than in previous years, but why?  Is it just a bad dye job? Or is it an inconvenient side effect of steroid use?  I believe that Tom Brady's use of HGH has restored his hair color and made it appear much darker than in the past. 

"Others purchase HGH products -- or products that claim to increase your body's own production of HGH -- in the form of pills and sprays. Companies that market these products on TV infomercials or online claim they turn back your body's biological clock, reducing fat, building muscle, restoring hair growth and color." - VIA WebMD

I'm sure he will say that his diet changed so his hair color changed, or he will make a stupid joke that he is getting older and he's going through a bunch of changes. I say that's a load of rubbish!  Brady is obviously on steroids, too bad for him it hasn't restored the zip on his ball the same way it restored is hair color.  Unfortunately for Tom, if things keep going this way it looks like he may have received the last in a long line of Super Bowl kisses. 

Brady Kissing Men 

 



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